She said, "Look ma, No hands!"

Now we all have heard the Waka Flacka song and we see how many females on Facebook have put it in their names and status. So the question to ask is how many women like sucking dick with or without using their hands. I asked a few of my friends and we have come to a few conclusions. Most of the men I know said they prefer a woman to use her hands when she's sucking the dick because then she can stroke it. It gives a rush like no other to see a woman get down and grab the dick and stroke few times right before she puts it in her mouth. That is some sexy shit right there! No hands is cool too, but we love it when she holds it. No hands can be dangerous for those women who don’t really know what they doing. Fuck around and lose control of the dick, especially a big one.To appease the song and my curiosity, I asked a girl while she sucked my dick to move her hands. I must be honest, It wasn’t as attractive. You need hands to do the best shit. Hold it while you lick from base to head, and to play with the balls for those that like that.

My Ladies! Go home, get down, grab the dick you sucking and stroke it while you suck it. Don’t forget to spit on it like a porn star too. We love that shit. If you don’t use your hands, you better start because if somebody else grab that dick and grab it right, you will be out of a job. Just remember this ladies, “Suck a dick, and save a life.”

Booty call or Fuck buddy. Which one are you?

                                                                     

Booty Call or Fuck Buddy.

Which one are you?

        Often in today’s society of open sexual activity, we all seem to get caught up in the illusion that we are in a relationship with someone.  We all know the rules of the “booty call” as it pertains to someone that you are supposedly interested in.  However, nowadays there’s a new aspect of the game. We call it the “fuck buddy”.  Some of you may be dumb enough to not know the difference and some are dumb enough to not know which one they are.  I’m going to assume we all know the booty call rules. Booty calls are most often late night calls, either male or female; you get to determine that it’s time to meet up and fuck.  Most times you become a booty call without really any type of negotiations. Fuck buddies have legally binding agreements. For example; Tony and Tammy have agreed that they will be fuck buddies and have codes, times, dates, and even places mapped out to fit the schedules and demand of each other’s sex lives and style. It’s simple; a fuck buddy is an agreement between 2 people that they can hook up at any given time with the guidelines of the agreement.  Booty calls generally happen late night and most often requires someone to be woken up out of their sleep.  The best way to look at it is; if you’re a booty call, then you’re getting fucked.  If you’re a fuck buddy, you’re fucking each other. Question is which one are you?

It's a secret society. All we ask is trust

Facebook Groups: What’s it all about?

            Just like any social networking environment, it can only do one thing….EVOLVE!  Facebook now give you the chance to create “groups”. With the same basic principles of any club, these groups have member criteria, initiations, and in some cases a review and probation period.  These groups include range s of everything from Family all the way down to our favorite thing to talk about. SEX!

            As a member of a few groups, I can say personally that they all have something different. Whether it’s the cast of characters the make up the group or the content of what is discussed.  Everything from informative relationship help to exposing what turns you on in the bedroom.  Whatever your guilty pleasure, there’s a group for you.  If not just create your own group. Name it whatever you want and add whoever you want.  It can be fun and it also can be very addictive.  I’m just forewarning you.  If you find a group you really enjoy, you’ll spend more time there then on your regular page.

            I must warn you, when creating a group, be prepared to deal with cliques and drama of some sort. When you put people together it’s only a matter of time before the “he said, she said” shows up and the “I don’t like him/her because...”  It never fails, I have seen and heard and even been involved in it.  So before you decide to start or request membership to the elite “secret society” of Facebook. Make sure you’ve got thick skin and can take the trash talking and explicit nature of most humans and other people in the world. Most importantly, live your group life by the rule: “Whatever happens here stays here.”  If you can do that, you’ll be fine.  So start, join, or ask a friend if they have any groups you can get into.  Just make sure you’re ready for what you may see. 

            I don’t want you to think that all FB groups are built around sex and all out freak fests.  Some groups are about community outreach and bettering themselves. Study groups and school alumni committees, and even spiritual growth and prayer groups. So have fun with it and be safe. And never forget that you are an adult and should act as one.  

Death of a Dynaasty

                                                        

            Congratulations are in order to the Dallas Mavericks for winning the NBA Championship.  Today’s post is not one written out of hatred for LeBron James and the Miami Heat, but one of concern for the state of the NBA and its fans.  I am now and will forever be a Chicago Bulls fan. I became a fan and a player of the team sport where one player took charge and lead the team.  Yes, everyone wants the best players on the same team in the interest of dominating.  However that clearly didn’t go to plan like the Heat anticipated.

            I remember when Team built dynasties over time with the draft. Free agency, while great for the players who shop their talents to the highest bidder like an item on eBay, has in my eyes tainted the competitive mature of sports.  This is not only the case in the NBA, but also the NFL. The top players wait till after their contracts have expired and then go on the frenzy, meeting and greeting with the executives of the teams that can “afford” to pay them what they think they’re worth.  Miami thought they could manufacture a championship in one summer.  How easily, things don’t go as planned.  Not saying that it was a bad move on the part of the “Big 3” in Miami, because they all got contracts just below 100 million dollars, but they expected to just blow out the competition and it didn’t happen as they thought it would.

            I remember the Celtics of old, whit the original Big 3 in Bird, McHale and Parrish, the Lakers of Magic, Worthy, and Kareem, the Pistons with Isaiah Thomas, Bill Lambier, and Dennis Rodman, and of course the trio of Jordan, Pippen, and whoever else you wanna add into the mix of those title-winning Bulls teams.  The point is all these teams built dynasties over time with a few drafts and consistent coaching. You cannot, I repeat, CANNOT, build a championship team in one summer. As upsetting as it is for all true HEAT fans, the fans of the sport understand that it takes more the 3 of the top 5 draft picks in one class to come together and win a title the first year.  You have to play together in a system for a while and truly understand your role on the team. 

            I understand that it was history in the making, but it appears that the dynasty is dead before it even took control.  If something doesn’t change and athletes realize to be the best you have to first defeat the best, not become teammates, all sports will be in a better place from a spectator perspective.  I know I’m satisfied with the ay Chicago looks.  They will win a title, but they’re 1 or 2 key drafts away.

           

She said, "Look ma, No hands!"

Now we all have heard the Waka Flacka song and we see how many females on Facebook have put it in their names and status. So the question to ask is how many women like sucking dick with or without using their hands. I asked a few of my friends and we have come to a few conclusions. Most of the men I know said they prefer a woman to use her hands when she's sucking the dick because then she can stroke it. It gives a rush like no other to see a woman get down and grab the dick and stroke few times right before she puts it in her mouth. That is some sexy shit right there! No hands is cool too, but we love it when she holds it. No hands can be dangerous for those women who don’t really know what they doing. Fuck around and lose control of the dick, especially a big one.To appease the song and my curiosity, I asked a girl while she sucked my dick to move her hands. I must be honest, It wasn’t as attractive. You need hands to do the best shit. Hold it while you lick from base to head, and to play with the balls for those that like that.

My Ladies! Go home, get down, grab the dick you sucking and stroke it while you suck it. Don’t forget to spit on it like a porn star too. We love that shit. If you don’t use your hands, you better start because if somebody else grab that dick and grab it right, you will be out of a job. Just remember this ladies, “Suck a dick, and save a life.”

3's Company

                                                 

                                                                    

3’s Company!

            In a recent chat with some FB friends, the question was asked, “How open are you to a 3sum?”  For minute, the chat went quiet. I assumed everyone was waiting on someone else to come out and answer.  Finally a female friend commented and said that she had been in multiple 3sums and she enjoyed them.  A guy in the chat came out and said, he also had been involved in a 3sum, and he had a blast. His only issue was that he could never do it with the woman he was to marry (we will come back to that). In this day and age more and more men and women are engaging in sexual activity involving 3,4,5, or maybe even more partners at once. By definition an orgy.  Is this wrong?  No.  Is it right?  No.  It’s whatever makes you happy. 

            Group sex is not mainstream, other than what you see in porn or in your personal life. It is still frowned upon by the masses, but is greatly practiced.  How do I know? Touch your nose.  That’s not your business. 

            Being open to the idea of a 3sum is just like the idea of trying a new food.  You can’t go into with the mindset that you already don’t like it.  If you gonna do it, it will require trust from all parties involved.  Doesn’t matter if it’s FMF, MFM, FFF, or MMM**.  It requires trust. Trust that everyone is mentally and physically able to deal with it. You can’t be a man trying to have a 3sum and you got no stamina to please both women.  That’s the quickest way to get put on the “Do Not Call” list.  Ladies, you also can’t get so infatuated with each other that you forget about him.  Those other combos…..I don’t know what to tell you. Just make sure you stretch before the big game. 

            Back to this guy who says he can’t do a 3sum with his main chick.  Okay, let’s look at this.  Fellas you CANNOT be a freak and be closed off from the idea that your girl is one too.  If anything, any freak nasty stuff you can think of or seen in porn, the first person you should be willing to try it with is the “First Lady”.  Don’t be naïve to the fact that she has a past just like you do. And maybe she did some things before you met, but that’s where you heart should be, so why not explore together.  I promise it will bring you closer, and you’ll have much more fun.  Now that we have touched that. Everyone should be open to new things in the bedroom. Just make sure you have made peace with yourself and those involved.  So with that said. 3’s not a crowd unless you want it to be.  3 can be a great company as long as you got a solid foundation. So couples go find somebody this week and have a 3sum just for fun.  Lol. 

***: FMF- male 2 female; MFM- female, 2 males; FFF- 3 females; MMM-3males

Women Lie, Men Lie, Numbers Don't Lie

Now it’s 2011 and everybody is on there own shit about who and how many people they can fuck. WHO CARES! Somebody asked me why men cheat. I say, it’s simple numbers. Women outnumber men in crazy amounts. We gonna break it down real quick so you know how easy it is. I been around the block a few times and this is how I see it:

The ratio of women to men is 10:1 (That’s ten to one for those who didn’t pass math class). So with 10 women to one man, you have to automatically remove two of them because they are hardcore lesbians, and you will NEVER get that pussy. So give up! Now take away one more because this chick is ugly as sin and you wouldn’t fuck her with a strap-on. That leaves seven chances to get some pussy. Of the seven, three of them are so into their career that they don’t see a nigga that ain’t at NBA baller status. These are the Stoosh bitches. Of the four remaining, you have, the “Independent Chick”, that dosen't need a nigga for shit and you don’t wanna heat that bullshit. Then the Single mom, that’s really cool and you vibe but she got baby daddy drama. Also the young chick that don’t wanna do nothing but party and fuck. We call her “GP” (Guaranteed Pussy). Last but not least you have the “I’m ready to have a real man in my life and settle down chick." So we get numbers and talk and text with all but the Stoosh Bitch. Now with the final three, you're almost guaranteed to fuck two of them. The question is which one do you keep. The young chick is a keeper, simply because she only needs you to come by and chill after she finishes with class. Smoke one and beat the pussy up. To avoid baby daddy drama, we keep single mom at a distance. So we fucking Youngin’ and the Relationship ready chick. And even from time to time you may get to fuck the single mom. All in all, It’s too many bitches in the world for you not to be getting pussy. Your game dosen't even have to be tight. I find that out of 10 women, you gonna fuck at least 3 of them. That’s not bad! I tell you what, go to the club and ask 10 women if they wanna fuck after the club. Three of them are going to be down and two of them are going to be looking for you outside. Now you have to decide who looks like a better fuck.
Some may say I'm wrong for saying that, but in a numbers game, you CANT lose! So nigga get ya numbers up and get pussy in 2011. I promise this is the year of the Million Nuts Busted.